Batwing!
It sort of sounds like a cool superhero name.
Let's take a look at the definition of batwings per Urban Dictionary:
Okay so not a cool superhero name after all.
Can you imagine what people would say if they saw Batwing coming?
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Batwing with his balls stuck to his leg."
Not cool.
Know what else isn't cool? Actually having your balls stuck to your leg all day. Not cool and super uncomfortable.
If you're like most men, you've probably experienced the phenomenon known as "batwings" at least a few times in your life.
Batwings usually occurs when temperatures rise and the ball sack starts to sweat. And since there usually isn't any airflow around the balls when they are crammed inside your underwear, all that sweat doesn't get the chance to dry and becomes sticky and tacky.
It's no mystery as to what happens next:
Sticky Balls, meet Leg. Leg, meet Sticky Balls.
It's a tale as old as time.
So what's the solution? There's got to be a simple way to stay dry down below and stop your balls from sticking to your leg, right?
Guess what? There is.
The solution to sticky balls and batwings is our Galaxy Dust Body Powder.
Galaxy Dust Body Powder you say? What's that?
Glad you asked.
Galaxy Dust is our handcrafted body powder made from earthbound starches and clay minerals and is hands down the best body powder on earth to prevent ball sweat, odor, chafing and of course batwings!
Formulated to be super smooth and super soft, Galaxy Dust applies to the balls easily and leaves your sack feeling clean, dry and fresh all day. No stickiness, no tackiness, and absolutely no batwings.
The best part? Our awesome scent lineup.
We like to refer to Galaxy Dust as the best smelling body and balls powder in the galaxy and we think you will agree.
Here's a look at our body powder scent options for men:
Banish - Banish sweat and odor to the outer recesses of space with our unique Banish scented body powder for men. Featuring a masculine blend of cedarwood & oud, Banish delivers an out of this world scent experience that’s worth traversing the galaxy for.
Vanquish - Vanquish space invaders without breaking a sweat with our unique Vanquish body powder for men. Vanquish features a fresh, masculine scent that contains notes of citrus, amber, & wood. It is the perfect choice for gentlemen who want to stay dry and smell great while they rid the galaxy of space scum.
Blackhole - Transport sweat, odor, and chafing to another place and time with our masculine scented Blackhole body powder for men. Featuring a manly blend of sandalwood & musk, Blackhole is formulated to keep you dry and smelling great while you boldly venture into the great unknown.
Hyperdrive - Send sweat, odor, and chafing on a one way mission to space with our masculine scented Hyperdrive body powder for men. Inspired by a sweet, pineapple like fruit that we discovered on a small forgotten planet, Hyperdrive features a manly aroma that contains notes of pineapple, wood, citrus, amber, and leather and is unlike anything else found on earth.
Asteroid (cooling) - Brace yourself for impact with our all-natural, cooling Asteroid body powder. Featuring a refreshing blend of peppermint and eucalyptus essential oils, Asteroid delivers a cosmic blast of cooling relief wherever you need it most.
Planet X (extra cooling) - Cooler than the dark side of the moon, our Planet X body powder is our coolest body powder yet. Featuring a refreshing blend of peppermint, eucalyptus, and menthol, our Planet X body powder is specially formulated to eliminate sweat and odor while delivering a spine tingling blast of cooling relief wherever you need it most.
Eclipse - Eclipse sweat, odor, chafing, and friction the all-natural way with our Eclipse unscented body powder. Formulated with a premium blend of earthbound starches and clay minerals; Eclipse absorbs sweat, banishes odor, and eliminates chafing and friction without any added scent or fragrance
More Benefits of Using Body Powder
Body powder is really good at stopping your balls from sticking to your leg, but that's just one of the many benefits of using body powder. Here's a few more:
Chafed Balls
Have your balls and inner thighs ever felt raw and irritated? If yes, you my friend have been the victim of chafing. Chafing can occur anywhere on the body where there is skin-to-skin or skin-to-clothing rubbing and friction. This includes the underarms, between the ass cheeks, the inner thighs, and of course the ball sack.
Applying body powder to these friction zones will eliminate rubbing and friction and put an end to irritating chafed skin once and for all.
Sweaty and Smelly Balls
It's no mystery that balls can get hella sweaty and stinky when temperatures start to rise. Body powder eliminates this problem by combating sweat and moisture and keeping your balls feeling dry and smelling fresh.
Body Odor
They don't call it body powder for nothing! Think of body powder as a full body deodorant. Traditional deodorant is applied only to the underarms, body powder can be applied everywhere on your body, including: The pits, chest, back, balls, ass crack, feet, and legs.
Foot and Shoe Odor
Don't forget about your feet! Body powder works really well at eliminating food odor and that uncomfortable clammy feet feeling. You can also sprinkle body powder in your shoes, sneakers, and work boots to eliminate odors and keep them dry.
Thanks for reading! If you're interested in stopping your balls from sticking to your leg once and for all, check out our full line of premium body powders for men.
1 comment
Glad I found this. Didn’t expect to find an article about batwings lol! But yeah, no guy enjoys the feeling of his balls sticking to his leg. I hope to try one of your body powders soon!